Spot the difference?

This is what happens when 2 chairs meet.

Today I popped into Boscombe with a friend. We were walking through the high street when this drop dead gorgeous hunk on legs stopped us to ask if we'd consider giving just £6 a month to charity. We got chatting to him and I asked him why he was wearing a woolly hat in the blazing hot sun. So he took it off. Well, one look at him with his hat off and that was it, we came over all of a quiver. I tried to get a picture for you but he was a bit camera shy. Anyway his name is Dave. We met some of his friends too.

This is the aptly named Romeo. For £6 a month he will get his kit off. In fact he actually started taking things off there and then and had we not pointed out that we were in quite a public place he'd have had the lot off! A very naughty boy and definitely one to keep an eye on at all times.

This is Mitch. For the bargain price of £6 a month Mitch said he'd take me to the pub and buy me a pint.

I owe this lovely lady an apology. I'm very sorry but with all the excitement I've forgotten your name. I know it begins with an S so I'll just call you Miss S. Anyway for £6 a month this lady will offer you a lock of her hair and lovely hair it is too.

So the question is who would I give £6 a month to?